Essays – Aren’t they just the best! (Please note that sarcasm and realise my true hatred for writing essays…)
Unfortunately, I have several left to write so, to make it slightly more bearable, I thought I’d write my thoughts down as I go! Well, I better get started….
Right, essay – hello, hi *reads what essay is about* nope, okay, see you never and bye
Nope. Nope nope nope NOPE
Why. Are. Essays. A. Thing.
I mean, I could write this but at the same time, now this is just a suggestion, but at the same time, you know, I could be sleeping? No! Concentrate!
*Mindlessly sings* [EDIT- I was probably singing one of these songs]
Wait, what was I doing? Oh, essay, right
I mean, I could maybe read a few blog posts first? No! Seriously, if I do this now, I actually can enjoy the holidays
Just kidding, I have like 10 essays to write, plus a literal age of revision
*Sigh* I really need to get started….
How long before I scream and give up?
Seriously though, I’ve been set way too much work to do…
I have such a bad headache and homework is not helping! I haven’t even had breakfast yet!
Okay, seeing as I’m on holiday, after I do some work I’m going to go down to my favourite little cafe and get breakfast
Okay, one essay (and a half) done! Revision time…
Nope nope nope I give up, I’m not doing it okay bye
*Skip to after breakfast*
Wow…when I said I wasn’t going to do it, well, I didn’t mean it? But apparently, I did, the revision is still incomplete…
To be fair, I have been productive, I’ve just sent a bunch of important emails!
Ughhhhh, okay I’m gonna be productive now and revise.