I’m a week into school, it’s night and exams are here. I’ve triggered an existential crisis just by thinking that.
Can I move to a hot country so I can study by a beach? Scrap that, can I move to Mars so I don’t have to do exams?
Help. Help. Help. Please give me some motivation to study, I need it.
I just hate the early morning start, you know? Well, apparently most of my readers are morning people (which I didn’t even know existed until I posted about it, just saying) (also, that was a joke, I’m not stupid lol and I know everyone’s different)
I say this, yet most non school days I’ll be awake early to get ready and I’ll go out. HAHAHAH just kidding, what even is a ‘going out’ during exam season? Social life? If you’re reading this, hmu, I miss you.
*Sigh* It’s half ten, should I sleep? It’s not even late I just, ugh, I have an exam at 9am. (And I get up at 6am every day lol what fun)
To sleep, or not to sleep? That is the the question
I’m so sleep deprived that even I, in my oblivious sleep deprived state, can tell I’m sleep deprived.
Ahhh snap chat, I love you for being awesome and I hate you for not letting me sleep
If I go to bed now and fall asleep in the next half an hour, I’ll get, uh, one second, my brain doesn’t like maths.
Right, I’ll get 7 hours sleep? How much are we supposed to have?
Wait, did I set my alarm?
Because I know myself extremely well, I know that no matter how much I tell myself ‘when that alarm goes off at 6, I’ll get straight up’, I know it won’t happen.
So, instead I’ve set myself an alarm every 15 minutes from 6 to 7 all with a different caption telling me what exactly I should be doing at that time. Captions include anything from ‘Seriously, just go on your phone and turn the brightness up to wake yourself up’ to ‘Just letting you know the time…now move!’
Thank god I can plait like a boss and don’t have to waste longer than a few minutes on my hair in the morning. Plus I’ve stopped wearing makeup to school because let’s be real, who has time for that?
Wow, look at this – I literally do not remember writing this? It’s the morning of the start of exam season, and I have a hell of a lot of exams coming up so WISH ME LUCK!