Waking through a park, a girl stopped dead and yelled ‘don’t leaf me!’ before throwing somebleaves up into the air next to her dog. Then as her dog sat there, surrounded by leaves and completely confused, her owner proceeded to laugh and ask her friend, who had now walked over, why she “looked so stumped”
But no, she didn’t end there – she then continued, telling her friend that “just tree puns are never enough” and asking said friend if she was “barking mad”. As she responded with the whole “that joke was so bad it killed me” thing that is often used in the face of a pun, the girl kept going and told her “acorny joke never hurt anyone”.
“Do you beleaf these puns are just me pineing for attention?” she asked, watching her friend who was now doubled over in laughter “I maple more out if they make you sappy?”
That girl is a literal interpretation of something I would most definitely do. Though I did just make part of this post up on the spot, I have probably definitely said all of these puns at some point in my life.
What’s your opinion on puns? And I mean overall opinion because, as a pun lover myself, even I groan at some of the awful, awful ones people (including me) come up with.
Feel free to comment random puns in the comments lol, I’m almost 100% sure they’ll make me laugh